{"id":1155,"date":"2009-02-17T12:20:20","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T18:20:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2009-02-17T12:20:20","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T18:20:20","slug":"bye-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2009\/02\/17\/bye-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"BYE DADDY"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evan got up at 5 o&#8217; clock this morning.  I tried to buy his silence (so he wouldn&#8217;t wake mom) with bananas and oatmeal.  I was partially successful.  I got him dressed and cleaned up by 6, and then we sat in my room and played with Noah&#8217;s Ark critters for a little bit.  By 6:15 or so, he got up and started wandering around, clearly a little bit restless.  He grabbed his own diaper bag and dragged it to my by the strap.  I asked him if he was trying to tell me he wanted to go to day care early &#8211; really early, i.e. just after they opened &#8211; and he said &#8220;Yeah!&#8221;  I got his coat on him and he started waving and saying &#8220;BYE!&#8221; to the kitties.  \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>When we got there, Evan&#8217;s buddy Jonathan brought him a toy giraffe.  Not the same kind of giraffe that hangs out in Evan&#8217;s Noah&#8217;s Ark, but that&#8217;s okay &#8211; only Evan did what he does with his own giraffes: he walked up and offered it to me.  (He&#8217;s sharing like that.)  I swear to God, Jonathan just about came unglued, and you could just read his thoughts on his face: <em>I GAVE YOU THAT GIRAFFE.  YOU CANNOT JUST GO AND GIVE IT TO A GROWN-UP.  WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I gave Evan the giraffe back so he could give it to Jonathan, and tried to sneak out while he was distracted; even now, Evan still gets upset sometimes when I leave him at day care.  I turned around to look behind me as I made my way down the hall &#8211; and there he was, watching me go without a problem.  He waved and said &#8220;BYE DADDY!&#8221; &#8211; in a tone of voice that was kind of like &#8220;You&#8217;re dismissed!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Guess he showed me.  Thanks for the giraffe, buddy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evan got up at 5 o&#8217; clock this morning. I tried to buy his silence (so he wouldn&#8217;t wake mom) with bananas and oatmeal. I was partially successful. I got him dressed and cleaned up by 6, and then we sat in my room and played with Noah&#8217;s Ark critters for a little bit. By 6:15 or so, he got up and started wandering around, clearly a little bit restless. He grabbed his own diaper bag and dragged it to my by the strap. I asked him if he was trying to tell me he wanted to go to day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-baby-makes-three"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}