{"id":1100,"date":"2008-12-24T03:47:29","date_gmt":"2008-12-24T08:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/?p=1100"},"modified":"2008-12-24T03:47:29","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T08:47:29","slug":"25-random-facts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2008\/12\/24\/25-random-facts\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Random Facts."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/stills\/star-wars\/85-battle-for-endor--party-hat.jpg\" alt=\"W00T!\" class=alignright \/>Miranda tagged me on Facebook to provide 25 random facts about myself, and if I&#8217;m to be totally honest, I&#8217;m struggling to come up with 25 even remotely interesting random facts at the moment that (A) couldn&#8217;t be gleaned from my bio page, and (2) don&#8217;t make me sound like a total loser (or more like one than I actually am).  So you&#8217;ll have to forgive me if this meme dies on the vine.  I was already working on a countdown-type thing for the end of the year, though, so I thought I&#8217;d try.<\/p>\n<p>1.  Chocolate + peanut butter = possibly the best taste in the known universe.  In ice cream form, I call it sex on a spoon.  Yum-o-rama.<\/p>\n<p>2.  I love a dimly lit room.  My eyes aren&#8217;t any more super-sensitive to light than anyone else&#8217;s, but I do my best work (and I&#8217;m happiest) in a room that&#8217;s dimly lit, preferably with colored lights.  Gobs of white light pouring down from overhead makes me&#8230;well&#8230;very tired.<\/p>\n<p>3.  I don&#8217;t &#8220;do&#8221; Halloween 99% of the time.  That&#8217;ll probably change now that I have a kid, but generally I just don&#8217;t do Halloween &#8211; which is pretty surprising considering that I most definitely do April Fools&#8217; Day.  Some of my April Fools&#8217; Day pranks are legend, and a few probably would&#8217;ve been legally actionable.  If they&#8217;d ever made it on the air.<\/p>\n<p>4.  It&#8217;s probably best that I&#8217;m not working right now because I have a weird habit of duplicating my work gear at home&#8230;so I can mess around and do actual cool stuff on my own time!  After working in radio in the late 80s\/early 90s, I got myself a big mixing board and a second CD player at home.  After working in TV for 14+ years, I got video editing gear at home.  Actually, I suppose this is pretty sad if you think about it.<\/p>\n<p>5.  People mistakenly regard me as some kind of computer wiz.  I&#8217;m really not.  I was back in the pre-mouse days of typing everything in on an Apple II, but I&#8217;m not in the world of Windows.  I can&#8217;t fix your computer or make it do things that computers just can&#8217;t do.  These days, at best, I&#8217;m a &#8220;power user.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6.  I love godawful puns and cheesy jokes, and love delivering them badly (think of the Joel years of Mystery Science Theater 3000 &#8211; in person, I totally try to steal Joel&#8217;s delivery).  To me, there&#8217;s more humor there than there is in trying really hard to do the comedian thing &#8211; and it takes more guts, because you&#8217;re kinda making yourself look like an idiot momentarily, and not everyone finds that funny (my wife, for instance).<\/p>\n<p>7.  I compose music, write lyrics, play keyboards (somewhat well), guitar (not so well) and drums (thank God you can&#8217;t really play those out of tune), and sing too (banned by the Geneva Convention for use as a torture device).  One thing I cannot do, however, is read or write sheet music to save my life.  I can play by ear, but sit me at a piano with music manuscript in front of me and I&#8217;m useless.<\/p>\n<p>8.  Somewhat related to #7 &#8211; when singing along to CDs\/MP3s\/minidiscs\/whatever, I&#8217;m known for replaying a given song an annoying number of times just to try on different parts of the vocal harmony to see if I can find one that fits my (nails-on-a-chalkboard) range better.  It&#8217;s a hoot on long car rides, trust me.<\/p>\n<p>9.  Famous\/semi-famous\/quasi-famous\/not-that-famous-but-very-cool people I&#8217;ve met: the first man to walk in space (Russian cosmonaut Alexei Leonov), the founder of Atari (Nolan Bushnell) and an alarming number of ex-Atari programmers, most of the members of the classic &#8217;70s lineup of ELO who happened not to be Jeff Lynne or Richard Tandy (because they were touring as ELO Part 2 at the time).<\/p>\n<p>10.  I do a lot of my internet\/e-mail business on a small handheld computer with wi-fi, because it&#8217;s easier to keep up with the kiddo that way than sitting at a desktop machine all the time.  Huge chunks of my web site were written while I was on the can.  And no, you probably can&#8217;t tell which ones.<\/p>\n<p>11.  This one&#8217;s probably pretty pathetic, but what the heck: I still have virtually all of the Star Wars figures I had when I was a kid.  Though I&#8217;m a bit less in love with Star Wars than I used to be, I still like collecting figures as time and funds permit (in the 90s, I was snapping up Star Trek characters; these days it&#8217;s Doctor Who).  (Not sure how this will someday play out with regards to maintaining strict boundaries between my son&#8217;s toy collection and my own&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>12.  I remember my second birthday vividly&#8230;mainly because I got the snot slapped out of me for not hushing up while grace was being said before dinner!  There&#8217;s more to the story than that, but I won&#8217;t bore you with the details, &#8211; suffice to say, not everyone remembers their second birthday.  Hopefully anyone who does has better reasons than I do!<\/p>\n<p>13.  Over 60% of my music collection is movie &#038; TV soundtracks.  Not the kind with &#8220;various artists&#8221; songs on them, but the kind with the background music.  I&#8217;d love to do music for a movie or TV show someday; that way I could actually get some decent music out there without having to worry about anyone hearing me singing.<\/p>\n<p>14.  I&#8217;ve sustained quite a few horse-related injuries: a kick to the kneecap, a crushed foot, bruises and bites aplenty.  Surprisingly, I only walk with a slight limp these days.  I love horses, especially Arabians, and I&#8217;d never worked with one close-up until almost ten years ago.<\/p>\n<p>15.  Most people think winter is hot-cocoa-sipping time.  Not me!  Winter is ice cream time for me.  My favorite winters ever were when I lived in Green Bay &#8211; gobs of snow and, what with it being the dairy state and all, gobs of ice cream.  (When chocolate peanut butter ice cream was available, you better believe I put on gobs of weight.)<\/p>\n<p>16.  I&#8217;m a huge sci-fi fan, but I&#8217;ve never been to a convention.  I&#8217;d like to go to one some day, but they generally don&#8217;t waste their time coming to my neck of the woods.<\/p>\n<p>17.  Before my son came along: I was terrified of being a father, and my wife wanted to be a mom.  When we found out we were expecting: my wife was very worried, and I was so happy I could&#8217;ve exploded.  I probably came closer to the exploding point when I found out it was a boy.  I still don&#8217;t know who flipped the role-reversal switch there, but I suppose if I had to squeeze a critter out of my loins, I&#8217;d be a little bit apprehensive about it myself.<\/p>\n<p>18.  I haven&#8217;t done a radio or TV voice-over in at least two years now (I used to do them all the time); I still get brought up short when I hear my voice on a spot that must&#8217;ve been running for anywhere from 2 to 10 years.<\/p>\n<p>19.  I can&#8217;t sleep worth crap when bad weather&#8217;s coming in.  I&#8217;ve been through more than my share of tornadoes (including the 1996 Fort Smith tornado, at ridiculously close range), so I&#8217;ve got a bit of a hyperactive sixth sense there.  Someday this will probably come in handy when the kiddo goes through that initial scared-of-thunder-and-lightning phase.<\/p>\n<p>20.  I have a positively silly amount of music in my library with lyrics in languages that I don&#8217;t speak (Japanese, Chinese, German, Swahili), don&#8217;t speak fluently but can understand (Spanish, Maori), and some with languages that are just plain made-up.<\/p>\n<p>21.  I&#8217;ve been chased by an angry ostrich.  In the past ten years.  I wasn&#8217;t trying to invent the Joust LARP, I was just trying to feed it.<\/p>\n<p>22.  It&#8217;s probably a holdover from high school drama, or radio, or watching lots of TV from other countries, but I can pick up and imitate accents very well; I&#8217;m not going to say flawlessly, but well enough to not stick to insulting stereotypes.  (I speak in a very accent-neutral voice most of the time, definitely a holdover from the radio days.)<\/p>\n<p>23.  I can&#8217;t watch commercials or news promos &#8211; I get way too critical of how they&#8217;re written and produced, because I used to make commercials and news promos myself.  I have a hard time listening to radio for the same reason, especially since I started out in the days when saying &#8220;ass&#8221; on the air wasn&#8217;t cool, but was instead a one-way ticket to unemployment.<\/p>\n<p>24.  Always turn into a skid, not away from it.  (Can you tell I&#8217;m struggling here?)<\/p>\n<p>25.  Ten years ago, I was Mr. Microwave.  Nowadays I make up my own recipes out of thin air (some of them quite good, some of them&#8230;biologically inadvisable), and do 90% of the actual cooking in the house.  Scary, eh?<\/p>\n<p>So there you go &#8211; just what you wanted for Christmas, stuff you never wanted to know and would probably do anything to get out of your head <em>right now<\/em>.  So there you go!  As soon as I get a chance to figure out the Facebook tagging thing, I&#8217;ll tag some folks who might not be offended by being tagged for this kinda crap.  Until then, feel free to spill your somewhat trivial guts too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Miranda tagged me on Facebook to provide 25 random facts about myself, and if I&#8217;m to be totally honest, I&#8217;m struggling to come up with 25 even remotely interesting random facts at the moment that (A) couldn&#8217;t be gleaned from my bio page, and (2) don&#8217;t make me sound like a total loser (or more like one than I actually am). So you&#8217;ll have to forgive me if this meme dies on the vine. I was already working on a countdown-type thing for the end of the year, though, so I thought I&#8217;d try. 1. 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