{"id":686,"date":"2007-04-22T16:23:39","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T21:23:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/2007\/04\/22\/spongebob-catpants\/"},"modified":"2025-11-04T18:08:20","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T23:08:20","slug":"spongebob-catpants","status":"publish","type":"earl","link":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/earl\/spongebob-catpants\/","title":{"rendered":"Spongebob Catpants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/hizzouse\/q2-07\/catpants.jpg\" alt=\"Oberon wears the pants\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thank you, that will be all.<\/p>\n<p><em>(Hey, at least pound for pound, it&#8217;s less disturbing than that Burger King &#8220;Spongebob No Pants&#8221; commercial.  I&#8217;m just a little bit more scarred for life everytime I see that.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thank you, that will be all. (Hey, at least pound for pound, it&#8217;s less disturbing than that Burger King &#8220;Spongebob No Pants&#8221; commercial. I&#8217;m just a little bit more scarred for life everytime I see that.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"scribblings-cats":[],"scribblings-tags":[],"class_list":["post-686","earl","type-earl","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/earl\/686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/earl"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/earl"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/earl\/686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8256,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/earl\/686\/revisions\/8256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"scribblings-cats","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/scribblings-cats?post=686"},{"taxonomy":"scribblings-tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelogbook.com\/earl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/scribblings-tags?post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}