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At last, salvation is here. This may seem like an odd statement next to a picture of orange and grape soda bottles, but trust me, they’re one and the same. Most of my close friends know that I have a bit of a hard time putting down orange soda. The reason I’ve never even experimented with drinking, smoking or anything along those lines is that I know I’ve received a healthy dose of addiction-prone genes from both parents. I made a decision early in my teens to stay away from those things, but of course a tendency toward addiction manifests itself in other ways – my svelte figure is no doubt a result of my admittedly frequent inability to stop chowing down on good stuff, and I’m sure the healthy supply of 50-cent 2-liter bottles of Sam’s Club orange soda aren’t a big help there either. In fact, I was on a routine resupply stop today to procure more of the orange stuff when I saw this newfangled diet soda at Wal-Mart, and just a toe over the $1 line. (Normally your baseline for diet soda is over $1.50 a bottle – at least it is around here.) I grabbed some of this Slice One orange and grape soda, and they both pass the test with flying colors. I’ll definitely be going back for more, Real Soon, and maybe start working on getting into some slightly better shape by the time there are half a dozen baby horses chasing me around this spring. (Hey, I get my exercise one way or the other.) I’ve been hoping something like this would come along; I’ve been working on eating healthier already, but I’m sure pumping about 4 liters of pure sugar water into my stomach a week has probably been negating any gains I’ve even come close to making. Now here’s hoping that this isn’t some promotional price that’s going to get jacked up into the almost-$2-a-bottle stratosphere in a month or two. (And for anyone waiting with the old standby “Well, there’s this stuff you could drink called water…”, save your keystrokes – I’m have indeed heard much about this thing called water. I’m a big fan of water. Just not the remarkably icky water that comes out of the tap in my house, no matter how filtered it is – seriously, I’m embarrassed to give that water to my cats and dog – and I prefer a little flavor.)\nIf Slice One hits me with a decent lemonade flavor next, I shall sing from the rooftops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"