I’m having an episode.

Jump Cut City had several. Here’s a quick guide.

1993

  1. Like Hukka, Like Buh – our heroes run into trouble before leaving base…
  2. Stellacide (part 1) – someone attempts to hijack the Win-a-Prize.
  3. Stellacide (part 2) – someone is still trying to hijack the Win-a-Prize. Not very good at it, are they?
  4. Future Tense – ancient artifacts of an alien species endanger the crew. (So does their own inability to get a clue.)

UNFILMED (but written) EPISODES

  • 100% Repsychled – a Hukka penal colony has turned into a madhouse – and the tenants don’t want any visiting space travelers to find out.
  • Containment Breach – failure of a vital system aboard the ship reduces the crew’s efficiency. That vital system happens to be the toilet.
  • Omnivores – they’re vegetables. They eat stars. And they live among us. And they say “UAH.”
  • The Undiscovered Pastry – Hukka’s home planet suffers a horrible fate. This script was the center of some amusing debate on the merits of using fart sounds on TV…
  • Theatre of Operations – a mysterious alien artifact is discovered by the gang; unknown to them, they’ve encountered its distant cousin before… (This would have been the sequel to “Future Tense.”)
  • To Make Matter Worse – Burchuss meets his maker once more, and this time he’s trying to free people’s molecules from them.
  • The Benchwarmer (part 1) – Huk is accused of a bloody massacre.
  • The Benchwarmer (part 2) – Huk is still accused of a bloody massacre.
  • Proof of Burchuss – it’s a wonderful plot cliche as Burchuss becomes the Buh’s guardian angel for one episode!
  • Killers (part 1) – Huk and Buh stumble across an abandoned alien training device and try it out, unaware of the true nature of their discovery.
  • Killers (part 2) – having unwittingly assassinated an important leader, Huk and Buh find themselves on the run from just about everybody.

If you’ve stumbled across this page with no context, don’t worry about it…it’s just Jump Cut City.