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I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for…a WHATburger?

O faceI still screen my mail with Mailwasher, and it’s a memory hog that sometimes “sticks” when I open the usually-minimized window, resulting in momentary, fleeting mashups of multiple spammy subject lines.

But none as epic as this one I just saw:

“I had 3 orgasms yesterday – Loans available for your business”

Yes, please. Loan me an orgasm. I promise to give it back to you. With interest. đŸ˜†… Read more

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WTF, FB?!?

For some reason, the Firefox plugin I have that has so successfully hidden Facebook ads has suddenly stopped working. So I’m getting the sidebar ads again. No real biggie, I’m sure someone will figure out how to defeat them again. But in the meantime, I’m somewhere between chuckling and going “WTF?!?” at this sidebar ad that’s popped up a few times over the weekend:

Okay, Facebook. WTF? Are the ads just pulling random images across the board? Or is this the advertiser’s idea of what dad is really going back to college for?… Read more