Wait until you hear what I did with my other organs

I just got home from the local polling place. Ah, the things you hear folks say – “wow, his name doesn’t even SOUND American!”… really? You think all “American” surnames originated on this continent? Didn’t do well in history, did you, buddy?

Anyway, I would love to tell you that I voted with my head, my heart and my conscience, but I have to come clean on this…

…it was one of those touchscreen things, so I voted with my fingers.

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