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Music Television & Movies

Who shoots! Who scores!

THIS IS SO NOT THE DOCTOR WHO CD COVER.  This is just a monstrosity I whipped up in Paint Shop Pro.So, at long last, the BBC is releasing a soundtrack album for the new Doctor Who. Hooray!…kinda. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll certainly buy a copy, and I look forward to listening to it. But in only two seasons (a total of 27 episodes), dear old Murray Gold has achieved the same effect that it took Christopher Franke about four years to accomplish: he composed a lot of music that I thought was brilliant the first couple of times I heard it, and then reused all of these wonderful pieces to the point that it just completely robbed them of a lot of their power.
Franke did that for me during the fourth season of Babylon 5. Don’t get me wrong, that whole “floor” of my CD shelf that’s wall-to-wall Babylon 5 episodic CDs says it all: I loved me some B5 music. (Same for that shelf below it and one over – the one that’s almost wall-to-wall Doctor Who music spanning from the second story shown in 1963 to the 1996 TV movie.) But Chris Franke started reusing certain bits of music in the fourth season until I just started tuning it out (the music, that is, not the show – you know me better than that).
I’ve interviewed quite a few composers, and in a conversation (not published in any of the interviews on this site), I let my guard down a bit and mentioned my beef with Franke. My interviewee’s response was more or less, “Hey, let’s see you come up with completely new music that doesn’t in any way reference anything you’ve done in the past, or sound similar to it, every week for five years.” And I stood corrected in that opinion – yeah, it’d be next to impossible not to sound like…well…yourself. And as big a fan of TV soundtracks as I am, I will admit that it is a limitation of both the medium and the schedule on which it has to be made. And let’s face it, not a brag here, but I probably listen to television scoring more closely than the average viewer. For the average viewer, the occasional reference in the musical library merely reinforces a consistency of sound, rather than red-flagging a reuse of material.
That said, I’ve loved Murray Gold’s music from day one of the new Doctor Who, and yet I also admit that the Franke Effect is in play. There’s one theme in particular which is rolled out every time Rose experiences some emotional revelation, and by now it’s come up so many times that it’s almost its own cliche. But it’s a beautiful piece of music. Also, for season two, even the cues which were recycled from season one were recorded anew with big, widescreen arrangements by the BBC National Orchestra of Wales. (I’ve a feeling that the CD is going to present us with very few, if any, of the all-synth/sampled scores of the first year.)
There have been one-off episodes whose scores, never referenced again, have been brilliant – School Reunion and The Girl In The Fireplace, to name but a couple – and truthfully, the scores have probably all been that brilliant, but like a perfectly good hit song played ad nauseum on the radio, they’ve just been overexposed.
That said, I look forward to the CD. There are plenty of bits that I hope are on it (and I’m hoping like mad that the pleasantly Phil Spector-ish “Song For Ten”, heard at the end of The Christmas Invasion and later referenced toward the end of School Reunion, is among ’em). I hope against hope that anything from the Eccleston season isn’t automatically out of consideration just because no one paid to put a real orchestra in (surely the choral stuff from Dalek / The Parting Of The Ways is grand enough to make the cut, and I liked the theramin-esque version of the End Of The World theme just fine, thanks), and I’d like to add both the Eccleston version of the main theme and the orchestrally heavy Tennant version to that wish list too.
Just look at that. Orchestral Doctor Who music. And to think, people still write off the 1996 McGann movie as a detour? It was more of a road map to the future of the show, like it or not.
Thanks to the readers of this site, I’ve got a few pounds’ store credit laying in wait at Amazon UK, just waiting to pounce on the pre-order for this. If you haven’t been able to tell from the number of music reviews I’ve done from this series and its offshoots, or that huge overview analysis of the music’s influences and styles, or the number of times that a Doctor Who track appears up there in my “now playing” box on this very blog, chances are I’ll still like it.… Read more

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Serious Stuff

You’re no good to us, eggplant mike

The MobilePro crisis has been rectified as best it can be. (I’m writing this entry on it right now, in fact.) It took about 3 hours of
concentrated work to restore what there was to restore – wireless card drivers, various pits and pieces of software, restoring stuff from backups, and putting my Okudagram wallpaper back where it belongs. (Nothing says “this isn’t really a slightly outdated, pre-Palm Pilot handheld PC from 2000, this is a computer from THE FUTURE!” like Okudagram wallpaper.) Can’t replace the articles-in-progress file that I lost though.
I just paid a visit to Spamusement, still my favorite web comic despite Steven F.’s prolonged absence. (Hey, he just got married. I’d find better things to do than update a website too.) Not only are there a few new comics with his Far Side-meets-inbred-inbox-invaders patented style, but there’s also a line at the top of the page proclaiming NEW: NOT AS GOOD AS IT USED TO BE!
Sad thing is, I know how the intarweb works. I don’t doubt that he’s got a bunch of people actually e-mailing him to tell him that. Figures. It’s way too easy to get critical when the guy stops amusing you on command. Homestar Runner took a similar breather for much of the spring this year; I admit to being enough of a Homestar junkie that it took me about three weeks to realize that they were out to lunch until further notice. When that break stretched into two-month territory, my first thoughts were not “damn, Homestar Runner sucks now!” My first thoughts were: I hope the guys are okay. Second thought: I hope they’re not getting too much hate mail for this.
Given that Spamusement is seriously underground compared to Homestar, and Steven F. has apparently taken a beating via e-mail from something other than spambots, I can only imagine what kind of treatment the Chapman Brothers were getting.
Y’know, there are honestly times when I’d love to hit the pause button on this site for a bit; with frantic work going on in the background to transfer the site’s contents into database form, I’ve gotta say it’s really tempting to think about a vacation. But part of me kinda needs that deadline in my life, once a week (as if I don’t get enough deadlines at work every night), to give some small semblance of purpose to my life.
That, and I don’t want a bunch of hate mail that sounds like I just reviewed Cube and still didn’t like it.
Homestar, Spamusement and theLogBook all have one thing in common – they were projects that started out because some crazy nut had an entertaining idea they thought they’d share with you. That there was a way to actually “monetize” that (now there’s a made-up word that I hate) was just a happy accident. So think twice before lobbing a big ball of disgruntlement at your friendly neighborhood webmaster. Even Hollywood goes into reruns. Taking a break and regrouping your creative energies is the difference between a little vacation and hanging it up for good.
I sure hope everyone goes easy on me if I should ever take that break. Though if my site can be as “not as good” as Spamusement, that’s good company indeed.… Read more

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Gadgetology

Arrrggghhh!

Earl's MobileProAlas, my poor little buddy.
What you see at right is an NEC MobilePro 820c, a handheld PC that goes everywhere with me. (I added the “Don’t Panic” myself – that’s not quite NEC standard issue yet.) I do 95% of my writing on this little machine, and an increasingly large part of my web browsing as well. I have extensive Excel spreadsheets to keep track of my game collection (and some other collections). It’s wireless. It’s got decent battery life. It’s a godsend.
Well, at least until this morning. Something happened and the poor little guy got completely wiped. No more spreadsheets. No more wireless card drivers (and it’s staunchly resisting any attempt on my part to reload said drivers). All articles-in-progress lost.
I probably could’ve been doing a better job of backing this machine up (it can hardlink to my old PC, Orac, though that’s hardly a guarantee of safekeeping where data is concerned). I’m still frustrated that this all happened out of the blue though. 😡… Read more

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Music

I shall call it…the Alan Parsons Project.

Frame from Don't Answer Me video, 1983For some reason, I’ve got Alan Parsons on the brain. It’s amazing what comes to you while you’re sweating your arse off doing farm work.
I’ve got an unorthodox approach to music, at least in terms of making it. Also a very frustrating one. Out of the blue, the whole arrangement of a piece of music arrives in one big, beautiful chunk. I don’t read sheet music – I’ve never learned how – and yet I can hear that in my head and know what every instrument is doing when. I might come up with words later if it’s something that’s just popped into my head from pure inspiration – the words are seldom there from the get-go.
The frustrating part comes when I try to match on tape what I hear in my head. That’s really the part that becomes a curse – a fully completed song is playing in my head, and sometimes I’m damned if I can export that to a medium where anyone who happens to be outside of my head – which, as it so happens, tends to be the rest of the entire human race – can hear it. So I slave over a multitrack recorder and try valiantly to match even a fraction of the potential of what’s going on in my head. I’m no great musician, and even less good as a singer, so I’m seldom able to get close. For the past 3-4 years I’ve slowly “written” – in my head, at least – a whole song whose chorus would require at least 12 parts of vocal harmony. It’s a lovely song, the lyrics have finally evolved into a coherent shape (at least those I can write down), and it’s scary to think that should anything ever happen to the misshapen lump that is the aforementioned head, no one else will ever hear that song.
Anyway, that’s a bit of a detour. Today, while working on the farm, and admittedly this may have been a byproduct of the heat getting to me, full chill-out/lounge arrangements for the Alan Parsons Project instrumentals “The Gold Bug” and “Mammagamma” came to me out of nowhere. I like “The Gold Bug” especially – it’s already funky in a late 70s kind of way, and a lounge arrangement would turn the corner into downright jazzy. Perhaps even scarier than that is that I also dreamed up a marching band arrangement of “I Wouldn’t Want To Be Like You.” I couldn’t even begin to demo that – all the brass sounds on my various keyboards wind up sounding like car horns instead of French horns. That’s another great funky 70s number where the bridge section would allow the horns and especially the drummers to just go batshit crazy. And here’s the killer – I don’t even think in terms of marching band arrangements. I was never even in band. Why that particular style would occur to me, I have no freaking idea.
I’m not going to really get worried about it until I start envisioning the choreography for that number. At that point, either the world is going to have to chip in and get me some professional composition software that I can use with one of my MIDI keyboards, something that’ll turn my flimsy fingerings into a digital recording with realistic samples, or you can go ahead and call the wacky wagon, which in all honesty would be a lot cheaper.… Read more

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Cooking With Code

Pressing forward.

theLogBook.comOut of frustration as much as anything, I decided rather suddenly to go “live” with the new and improved TheatEar section on the site this week. If you don’t hang out there, TheatEar is where we review and otherwise chronicle various and sundry radio and audio drama and comedy stuff. Naturally, it’s heavy with Doctor Who audio dramas and the NPR Star Wars stuff (and various latter-day offshoots of both), but there are also other things in there – fan-produced Blake’s 7 sequels, the infamous Left Behind radio drama (not the most popular addition I’ve ever made to the site – I don’t think I’ve heard so much complaining since that time I said that the bloodthirsty ending of Cube just stupidly ruins the movie – but for my money they’re better than the books, as well as the best American radio drama that’s been done since Star Wars), and Orson Welles’ War Of The Worlds. Anyway, I’ve been slowly building up the database there, to the point where there’s at least a year’s worth of reviews in the new version of TheatEar; and more to the point, I’ve actually written future TheatEar reviews and entries which will post themselves every Monday morning as scheduled events. Now that’s cool. Over the next few weeks, I’ll try to get the backlog built up until everything that’s in the HTML version of TheatEar is in the database, and then I’ll be closing down the HTML pages and redirecting them to the slightly more bloggish incarnation of TheatEar. Go take a look and let me know what you think – after all, I’m not doing all this for myself. (At least I hope I’m not.)
Fair warning: sometime before the year is out, the site’s massive episode guide collection is going to wind up looking a lot like this too. We’re hard at work on the daunting effort of entering every episode’s info into a database, and adding cool features like “It aired today,” which will let you know what episodes of what shows aired on this day in teevee history. You’ll also be able to browse by years and months within those years. It’s starting to look really cool, and I almost can’t wait to unleash that on you.
Stay tuned, true believers…and…well…anyone who happens to be reading the site.… Read more