The Onion: ‘Hundreds Of Unexplained ELO Sightings’

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    Earl
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    Whoever hosts the new version of Unexplained Mysteries needs to get on this, stat. [LINK]

    ARLINGTON, VA—Detailing and providing blurry photos of incidents that go back almost 50 years, activists accused the U.S. Military Monday of covering up hundreds of unexplained ELO sightings. “We’ve spoken with people all across the country who claim to have been taken aboard an ELO tour bus only to wake up days later in a field in the middle of nowhere, and yet the government continues to deny that any of this is real”

    Jeff
    Gives a new meaning to the “Twilight” Zone…


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    ubikuberalles
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    Have the ELO experiencers formed a support group? I’d like to join even though all my ELO sightings have been explained.

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    Earl
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    See, ideally, the people experiencing these ELO sightings would form a tight-knit support group that, in its spare time, re-enacts Doctor Who episodes in a basement.


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    ubikuberalles
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    Wearing NASA t-shirts, no doubt.

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