|
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (2005)
Review by Earl
Green

A seemingly typical Thursday throws Englishman Arthur Dent for a loop as he
witnesses the destruction, in rapid succession, of his house and then the entire
world. That he witnesses the latter event instead of being caught up in it is
solely thanks to the intervention of his quirky friend Ford Prefect, who turns
out to be an alien in disguise, researching Earth for a publication known as the
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. After escaping Earth's demise, Ford and a
dazed Arthur wind up aboard the stolen starship Heart Of Gold, whose captain,
Zaphod Beeblebrox, is out of both of his minds. But Arthur is also reunited
with Tricia McMillan, the only other surviving human being, and reminds her that
she once turned down his advances in favor of an incognito Zaphod at a party on
Earth. Soon, the Heart Of Gold is being pursued not only by a Vogon fleet
trying to recover both the ship and Zaphod, but also by Humma Kavula, the
candidate who Zaphod beat out for the presidency of the galaxy. Tricia is
captured by the Vogons on a planet to which Kavula diverts the Heart Of Gold,
and Arthur sets out to rescue her, even if he can't necessarily win her heart in
the attempt.

I've avoided other people's reviews for this movie as much as possible to see
this one with my eyes and my mind wide open, so I don't really know if anyone
out there is actually in the process of actively disliking The
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy. For my part, I loved it - between
this and what I've seen of the new Doctor Who, I feel like British science
fiction is entering a renaissance (though I'm waiting to see if The Tripods ever escape Hollywood development hell
before I award the triple crown on that front). But the Guide
made it through relatively unscathed - even with some Hollywoodification, the
movie is tremendously enjoyable and surprisingly true to its source material, in
tone if not necessarily in word-for-word faithfulness.
What's different? Quite a few things, really, the biggest being the romance
angle between Arthur and Trillian. In the radio series and the books, there was
always a bit of an Arthur-Trillian-Zaphod triangle going on, only Arthur never
quite came out on top. Here he does and, Hollywood concession to traditionalist
storytelling or not, it works. There are some sidesteps on the way to Magrathea
as well, but nothing that really violates the true "feel" of everything Douglas
Adams had done before with the same basic story; the fact that Adams was very
much involved in the movie's script would, one hopes, give the naysayers
something to chew on. (And so, too, should the fact that Hitchhiker's
Guide has always been subject to sweeping revisions, from the original BBC radio series to the novels to the record adaptations of the
radio series (which took their own unique plot twists) to the short-lived TV series to the computer game. Adams was never
beyond making huge changes to his own storylines.)
The cast is exceptional, with Martin Freeman (of The Office fame - the
original BBC version, that is) offering up his own interpretation of Arthur
Dent. (Not that his predecessor in the role didn't take a few shots at him -
Simon Jones shows up in a cameo as the holographic recording from Magrathea
announcing that complimentary nukes are being served up to the Heart of Gold.)
Mos Def is a fine Ford Prefect, and in fact I wish he'd gotten more screen time
to make even more of an impact; really, his most Ford-ish scene is in the
flashback to his first meeting with Arthur on Earth. Sam Rockwell adds a
surprisingly effective good-ole-boy quality to Zaphod Beeblebrox, though an
event occurs about halfway into the movie that robs Zaphod of his bite, and
really, much of his appeal for the remainder of the movie. The real standouts,
aside from Freeman, are Zooey Deschanel as Trillian and Alan Rickman's
vocalization of Marvin. Trillian really comes into her own here, possibly more
than in any other iteration of the franchise that came before, and is remarkably
effective. Douglas Adams admitted many times that he didn't really know what to
do with Trillian in the earlier versions of the story, and it's good to
see that he finally latched onto it. Zooey Deschanel latched onto the character
as well, and made her tremendously appealing, feisty, and smart. (And she's
definitely easy on the eyes too.) Hopefully Rockwell and Mos Def, along with
the all-too-briefly-seen Bill Nighy as Slartibartfast, will get more screen time
and more weirdness if there's a sequel.
The look of the film is quirky and eye-popping. The brick-like description
of the Vogon ships dates back to the late 70s, though I'm expecting to hear
someone say that the movie's designers ripped off the Borg. The Heart of Gold,
both inside and out, and even all of its associated hardware, are a dandy excuse
to slip back in time to when movie spaceships were gleaming and not one bit
weathered-down (again, the factory-fresh state of the Heart of Gold is mandated
by the descriptions in the original text). There's one particular scene in
which, freshly emerged from the Infinite Improbability Drive, our heroes appear
to have arrived in a slightly different form from how we're used to
seeing them by that point, and it's very well done and very funny. The scenes
inside Magrathea's vast tracts of hyperspace are dazzling stuff. The Vogons are
really...well...considering they're products of the Jim Henson Creature Shop...
rather Rygel-ish. But I enjoyed the fact that
the Vogons were physically there, on the set with the actors, for much of their
screen time, instead of being CGI-only.
The Guide entries themselves earn their own design note - this part of the
movie was utterly fantastic, and better than I had hoped. The TV series set the
bar extraordinarily high, even in 1981, for what the Guide's graphics should
look like, and the film takes them in a slightly different direction, though it
seems fairly obvious that, either on the design level or at Adams' insistence
during the pre-production phases of the movie, someone at least looked to the TV
series and took notes on its general style, pacing and "information overload"
tone. Be sure you watch through all of the end credits, as the Guide reappears
and tells you some more useful things about the universe while you're
watching.
Joby Talbot's score, whose CD review I'll tackle at a later date, is
outstanding. The opening So Long And Thanks For All The Fish number
couldn't have been a more perfect opening for the movie, and its basic melody
becomes a bit of a motif in the rest of the movie's score. And if you're
worried about The Journey Of The Sorceror, which had been the theme music
dating back to the radio series, it appears here too - in a brand new, fully
orchestral rendition which literally left tears in my eyes when I heard it. I
get the impression that the film may have been temp-tracked with music from Men In Black
during editing, because Talbot's score has something of the same busy, bombastic
quality - though that's not a bad thing.
Overall, I feel much the same way about Hitchhiker's Guide To The
Galaxy that I did about the 1996
Doctor Who TV movie - it amazes me how much of the original feel and even
the original text made it into the film. There were several places where
I knew exactly what the next line would be, and sat there in gleeful
anticipation of how it would play out on-screen. The audience in the theater
the night I saw it really seemed to "get it" as well - an audience, it must be
said, which skewed much older than the age group toward which the film was
marketed. (For those wondering if it's kid-friendly, it definitely is - there
are a couple of wink-wink-nudge-nudge moments, like Arthur asking Trillian -
about Zaphod - "Does he have two of anything else?" - but nothing as "out there"
as the book's mention of the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6.)
The plot deviations bring Hitchhiker's Guide to an obvious
launching point for a sequel, but whatever course the story takes from here in
subsequent movies, it will almost have to differ much more from the source
material than this movie did. With an established romantic angle between Arthur
and Trillian, and what seems to be the restoration of Earth, for example, any
adaptation of So Long And Thanks For All The
Fish would practically have to throw that book out and start over, and it'd
preclude virtually everything in Mostly
Harmless as well. And without Douglas Adams on hand to shepherd the writing
and pre-production phases of those movies as he did on this one prior to his
death in 2001, that is where I'd start to get a bit iffy on the changes.
In any case, the earlier iterations of the story are still out there (and, if
you're new to the Guide, I heartily recommend you check out at least the
books to get a taste of Adams' original intent with the story, as well as his
inimitable writing - you'll see why quite a few hefty chunks of it made it into
the movie word-for-word).
A dandy new read on the Hitchhiker's Guide, and personally, much more
enjoyable than I was expecting.

- screenplay by Douglas Adams and Karey Kirkpatrick
based on the book by Douglas Adams
- directed by Garth Jennings
- music by Joby Talbot
- Cast:
Martin Freeman (Arthur Dent), Sam Rockwell (Zaphod Beeblebrox), Mos Def (Ford
Prefect), Zooey Deschanel (Trillian), Stephen Fry (The Voice of the Book),
Warwick Davis (Marvin), Alan Rickman (Voice of Marvin), John Malkovich (Humma
Kavula), Bill Nighy (Slartibartfast), Helen Mirren (Deep Thought), Richard
Griffiths (Jeltz), Thomas Lennon (Eddie the Computer), Bill Bailey (The Whale),
Anna Chancellor (Questular Rontok), Su Eliott (Pub Customer), Dominique Jackson
(Fook), Simon Jones (Ghostly Image), Mark Longhurst (Bulldozer Driver), Kelly
Macdonald (Reporter), Ian McNeice (Kwaltz), Steve Pemberton (Mr. Prosser /
additional Vogon Voice), Mark Gatiss (additional Vogon Voice), Reece Shearsmith
(additional Vogon Voice), Jack Stanley (Lunkwill), Mak Wilson (Vogon
Interpreter), Albie Woodington (Barman), Jerome Blake (Vogon Soldier), Dan Ellis
(Vogon Soldier), Tim Perrin (Vogon Soldier), Tucker Stevens (Vogon Soldier),
Ben Uttley (Vogon Soldier), Patrick Walker (Vogon Soldier), Mason Ball
(Creature Performer), Sarah Bennett (Creature Performer), Danny Blackner
(Creature Performer), Hayley Burroughs (Creature Performer), Cecily Faye
(Creature Performer), Ian Kay (Creature Performer), Nigel Plaskitt (Creature
Performer), Lynne Robertson Bruce (Creature Performer)
- Notes: The original Marvin suit from the 1981 BBC TV series
makes a quite visible appearance in the office queue on Vogsphere.
Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss and Reece Shearsmith were credited in the movie as
"The League of Gentlemen," also the name of their well-loved UK comedy series
(and, at the time of Hitchhiker's release, upcoming movie);
composer Joby Talbot was the resident musician on The League of Gentlemen.
Gatiss has also written Doctor Who novels as well as
the third episode of the new
version of that series. Coincidentally, Bill "Slartibartfast" Nighy was the
runner-up for the role of the Doctor, narrowly losing out to Christopher
Eccleston.
Stephen Fry continued his Hitchhiker's Guide association by
lending his voice to the final episodes of the BBC radio series relaunched in
2004.
Richard Griffiths was the voice of Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz in this movie, but in
the recent relaunch of the radio series he was the voice of Slartibartfast,
filling in for the late Richard Vernon.
The face of Douglas Adams can be seen prominently in two scenes; his face is one
of the custom worlds under construction in the Magrathean planet-building yards,
and his face is also the last thing into which the Infinite Improbability Drive
morphs the Heart of Gold before the end credits. Adams' family, including his
wife, are among the panicked London crowds glimpsed briefly before the world
ends.
Jerome Blake seems to spend a lot of time filling out aliens' skins; he has also
had roles in all three of the Star
Wars prequels, as well as The Fifth Element.

Items from this movie and the entire Hitchhiker's Guide saga can be found in
theLogBook.com's Hitchhiker's Guide To The
Galaxy Store.
|