When Crichton and D’Argo return to Moya two days into a forced ten day vacation (because their bickering is driving everyone crazy), Crichton tries to convince Pilot that the situation really isn’t their fault and they should be allowed to stay. See, everyone was having a good time in this bar, and these two girls came on to Crichton and D’Argo, but it was just a ruse, because the next thing you know the two of them are waking up without their money and Crichton’s wearing women’s stockings. Another patron from the previous night’s partying shows up to tell them Chiana and Jool are in trouble, and takes them to this goofy alien whose tentacles you can put up to your eye and it’s like a VR ViewFinder, and Crichton and D’Argo see this total sleazeball give Chiana a whiff of something, at which point she’s all over him, and that can’t be good. D’Argo heads to the sleazeball’s pad to get the girls, but they’re having way too good a time to scram. Only problem is, shortly after D’Argo gets his butt kicked out of the place, sleazeball hooks Jool and Chiana up to a machine that extracts their bodily fluids. Turns out those fluids are the source of freslin, the stuff sleazeball’s been using on the girls, and it has a bunch of freaky effects. Just for starters, their new friend uses it to turn D’Argo into a dancing machine and a totally weird looking alien. I mean, weird compared to his usual appearance. Like I said, this freslin’s freaky stuff. Long story short, Crichton and D’Argo have to get in and get the girls out. But when does anything ever go simply for these guys?
written by Lily Taylor
directed by Tony Tilse
music by Guy Gross
Guest Cast: Tammy MacIntosh (Jool), Francesca Buller (Raxil), Tamblyn Lord (Fe’Tor), Laura Keneally (Theiadh), Anthony Martin (Mitols), Milan Keyser (Sarl), Jaye Paul (Heska Tinaco), Julia Trappe (Blue Girl), Rachel Sheriff (Green Girl)
LogBook entry by Dave Thomer