Azati Prime

Star Trek, Enterprise, Season 03 - premiered on Wednesday, March 3, 2004

Star Trek: EnterpriseThe Enterprise arrives at Azati Prime, the construction site of the sphere-weapon which could destroy Earth. Using a stolen Xindi ship, Trip and Mayweather make a reconnaissance run, collecting sensor readings on the weapon as it is assembled underwater on a nearby planet. The most obvious solution to the problem of the weapon seems to be detonating a large-yield explosive at the construction site - and Archer refuses to send any of his officers on this suicide mission, volunteering to deliver the deadly cargo himself. But then he’s whisked away - by Daniels, his occasional contact from the 26th century. Daniels treats Archer to an awesome sight: a pitch battle between Federation forces and a race he calls the Sphere Builders, from the vantage point of a ship called the Enterprise-J. Daniels explains that the Federation - an alliance that includes Earth, the Vulcans, the Andorians, the Klingons and the Xindi - beats back an invasion attempt by the Sphere Builders in 400 years’ time. To undo that defeat, the Sphere Builders have gone back in time to offer their technology to the Xindi - and the price of Xindi superiority in the 22nd century is the eradication of the human race. Daniels points out that Archer could turn the tide of events by extending an offer of peace to the Xindi now - but for the captain, anything less than destroying the Xindi weapon is unacceptable, even if it unravels the future.

Get this season on DVDDownload this episode via Amazon's Unboxteleplay by Manny Coto
story by Rick Berman & Brannon Braga and Manny Coto
directed by Allan Kroeker
music by Jay Chattaway

Guest Cast: Matt Winston (Daniels), Randy Oglesby (Degra), Scott MacDonald (Reptilian Commander), Tucker Smallwood (Xindi-Humanoid), Rick Worthy (Xindi-Arboreal), Christopher Goodman (Thalen)

LogBook entry by Earl Green

Meet The Smashenburns

Game Over - premiered on Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Game OverThe Smashenburns are a typical suburban family…if those suburbs happen to be in the realm of video games. Rip Smashenburn is a race car driver who repeatedly makes narrow escapes from disastrous crashes, while his wife Raquel raids tombs full-time, and their kids Alice and Billy long for some kind of normalcy. Rip feels this could be solved with the addition of a family pet, but when the family adopts a raucous dog-like creature named Turbo, he quickly proves to be too much trouble to keep - and too much trouble to get rid of.

Season 1 Regular Cast: Patrick Warburton (Rip Smashenburn), Lucy Liu (Raquel Smashenburn), Rachel Dratch (Alice Smashenburn), E.G. Daily (Billy Smashenburn), Artie Lange (Turbo)

Order the DVDwritten by David Sacks, Jason Venokur, Ross Venokur & David Goetsch
music by Christopher Tyng

Guest Cast: Marie Martiko (Dark Princess), James Sie (Sam Chang), Bill Farmer (Announcer), Danica McKellar (Elsa), Jeffrey Tambor (Dr. Zod)

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Basic Win-stincts

Game Over - premiered on Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Game OverRip Smashenburn has two big problems - he can’t seem to win a race, and his wife is pulling in four times as much money as he is. Rip takes his competitive nature to extremes in an attempt to compensate, while Billy becomes obsessed with bagging a bitter and better trophy than the “participant” trophy he landed in a motocross tournament. But will either of them get the big win they’re looking for?

Order the DVDGuest Cast: James Sie (Sam Chang), Dave Sheridan (Alonzo / Eskimo / Announcer), Dorothy Elias-Fahn (Tiffany / Brandy), James Arnold Taylor (Sports Psychologist / Troll / Football Player)

Notes: Billy passes Frogger en route to cross a busy street to reach a trophy shop.

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All Work And All Play

Game Over - premiered on Friday, March 26, 2004

Game OverBilly is going to be in a school play, and Raquel discovers that her constant adventuring has earned her a label of being a bad mother in the eyes of neighbors and other parents, and she sets out to correct that perception - but perhaps she’s trying too hard. In the meantime, Turbo finds himself on the bad side of a loan shark, and Rip is disturbed when Alice starts to fall for a particularly lascivious member of his pit crew.

Order the DVDwritten by Ross Venokur
music by Jeff Sudakin
additional music by Christopher Tyng

Guest Cast: Marie Matiko (Dark Princess / Punching Dolphin), James Sie (Ninja), Jessica Glassberg (Sylvie Glassberg), John Michael Higgins (Ransom Transom / Sparks), Jeffrey Tambor (Dr. Zed), James Arnold Taylor (Announcer / Big Rubes / Zeke)

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Chapter 11

Star Wars, Clone Wars, CN Volume 1 - premiered on Friday, March 26, 2004

Star Wars: Clone WarsAnakin pursues Asajj Ventress into the Muunilinst atmosphere, where the dogfight attracts Obi-Wan’s attention. The general orders his padawan to return to his squad, but Anakin assures him that the battle is over and follows the would-be Sith into hyperspace.

Order the DVDsstory by Bryan Andrew, Darrick Bachman, Paul Rudish and Genndy Tartakovsky
directed by Genndy Tartakovsky
original music by John Williams
new music by James L. Venable and Paul Dinletir

Notes: Although Chapter 11-20 of Clone Wars were produced at the same time as the first ten, they were set aside for later broadcast and were intially announced by both Lucasfilm and Cartoon Network to be the second “season.” (This despite the fact that Clone Wars was submitted for - and won - an Emmy for best animated program of one hour or more.)

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Chapter 12

Star Wars, Clone Wars, CN Volume 1 - premiered on Monday, March 29, 2004

Star Wars: Clone WarsMace Windu leads a contingent of clone troopers into battle against Separatist super battle droids on Dantooine. The Separatists unveil a new weapon, a seismic tank capable of punching huge craters into the ground. With a single strike, the tank flattens the Jedi’s troops - and separates him from his lightsaber.

Order the DVDsstory by Bryan Andrew, Darrick Bachman, Paul Rudish and Genndy Tartakovsky
directed by Genndy Tartakovsky
original music by John Williams
new music by James L. Venable and Paul Dinletir

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Chapter 13

Star Wars, Clone Wars, CN Volume 1 - premiered on Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Star Wars: Clone WarsMace demonstrates to the Separatist army exactly how powerful an ally the Force can be.

Order the DVDsstory by Bryan Andrew, Darrick Bachman, Paul Rudish and Genndy Tartakovsky
directed by Genndy Tartakovsky
original music by John Williams
new music by James L. Venable and Paul Dinletir

LogBook entry by Dave Thomer

Chapter 14

Star Wars, Clone Wars, CN Volume 1 - premiered on Wednesday, March 31, 2004

Star Wars: Clone WarsAt the Jedi Temple on the planet Ilum, Jedi Luminara Unduli guides her padawan Barriss Offee in one of the Order’s most important trials - the construction of a lightsaber. But the Separatists have sent a squad of chameleon droids - similar to probe droids, but with attack and cloaking capabilities - to destroy the Temple. Alone, the two Jedi must defend the crystals that power their weapons.

Order the DVDsstory by Bryan Andrew, Darrick Bachman, Paul Rudish and Genndy Tartakovsky
directed by Genndy Tartakovsky
original music by John Williams
new music by James L. Venable and Paul Dinletir

LogBook entry by Dave Thomer