Remarkably lifelike sound effects from Jump Cut City! Sync-sound action! Quite a few of these were actually assembled on overnight shifts at the KLSZ radio studios, strictly off-the-clock, and using some of their hilariously outdated FX library.

Fiddygibbers in their natural habitat

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Win-a-Prize Teleport Booth – beam down

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Win-a-Prize Teleport Booth – beam up

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Myownprize Teleport Booth – beam down

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The Myownprize was meant to be an old, outdated ship with old, outdated gear, so the sound sequence is somewhat similar… but a bit more rickety.

Myownprize Teleport Booth – accident

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Myownprize Teleport Booth – beam the evidence into space

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If the teleport sequences sound vaguely familiar, it’s because they form part of the opening sound montage of the Podcast Of Extraordinary Magnitude!