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Cooking With Code

Sawdust and splinters at your feet

If you notice a drought of new entries in Scribblings, stay tuned – you may wish instead to look over at the Archives section, as I’m slowly getting around to repopulating the archives with the “classic” Scribblings that existed previously as HTML pages. As soon as I get everything switched over, I’m going to eliminate the HTML pages altogether and replace them with redirect pages.
I have to admit, some of this stuff constitutes the most embarrassing material on the site, dating all the way back to my high school years. (That also makes it easily the oldest; I didn’t even start doing the first LogBook episode guides until 1989.) I’ve also recently rediscovered some other high-school era goodies, which my former classmates will remember simply as the Fenter Toons, which I’ll scan and repost here before long.
In the meantime, keep an eye on the archives, and mind the sawdust while I rebuild some stuff.
And if you like how the blog approach has transformed this section of the site…heh. Buckle yourself in.
(The title of this post is brought to you by Mr. Tim Finn.)… Read more

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Funny Stuff

In search of…

I try to check my site stats a couple of times a month – to see who’s visiting what parts of my site, how often, and how they’re getting there. That sort of thing. One of the most interesting features I have at my command is a list of the search engine strings that have led people here. Sometimes I have to wonder how these search keywords could bring anyone to thelogbook.com. Sometimes I know, and I get a big laugh out of the deal. I’m not making fun of any of the site’s readers here, and I hope no one thinks that I am, but sometimes these search terms are a hoot.
“order bashful” …and get 33% off if you buy Dopey during the same visit.
“voyeurism” …what ever are you looking for on my site, sir?
“andromeda ascendant video music” …the good news is, Atari made that. The bad news is that it won’t put Lexa Doig on your screen.
“loading DVD movie” …good luck with that. I suggest watching DVD movie after it’s loaded.
“logbook ruler” …that would be me.
“spandex ass” …excuse me? I’ve been called many things, but this takes the cake! Prepare to die!
“othello pillow” …ha! Just try it! He still has his back claws, y’know.
“baby kitties” …awwwwwww!
“doctors adventures sex” …coming soon from the pen of Russell T. Davies?
“fascist robot” …coming soon from the makers of Robot Chicken?!?
Twister scientific accuracy” …I’m not sure I’ve ever heard that movie and that term mentioned in one sentence…with a straight face. Unless you’re talking about the board game.
“star trek 11 the tardis” – so that’s what the next movie’s going to be!… Read more

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Gaming

Because seeing is believing.

Last night was interesting – a straight-line gust front slammed into the house around 10:30pm or so, and literally lifted stuff off the back deck and the side deck and deposited it across the street from our front yard, in the ditch or halfway up the mountain. Yeesh. The scary thing is, the wind really hasn’t let up – so the house phone is out of commission for the time being, and cable and power have been…well…intermittent. Sort of like the Land Shark version of a small hurricane.
Red eyes?  Dry eyes!  Clear eyes!  DEATH EYES!I’ve been getting a lot of gaming time in lately, because I’m working on an epic project that you may or may not have noticed. Using as little emulation and as much real original gaming hardware as possible, I’m working on adding actual video of various classic video games in action to Phosphor Dot Fossils. Why do this? Well, because I’m applying my own criticisms to myself. For years, I’ve admired such books as Supercade, Joystick Nation, Arcade Fever and so on for their depth of information and insight, and yet I’ve always felt that books are often inadequate to the task of really getting into the mindset of players of classic arcade or home video games. So much about video gaming is a visceral experience, sight and sound and instinct and reaction, peppered with little moments of fear, rage and victory, words on a page just don’t seem to cut it at times. So what if you could combine those sights and sounds and close-call thrills with the written word, not just with static snapshots but with video of the game being played? That’s the idea here. To keep the file sizes down, I try to keep things under 3 minutes of video, so the Flash movies end up clocking in somewhere around 3-6 megabytes…still a drop in the bucket compared to some Flash-heavy, bandwidth-eating monsters that lurk out there on the internet. And because I don’t think anyone should have to install, or wait for, anything they don’t want to, these pages are still merely an option – look for the Eye symbol next to the name of a game, and click on that instead of the name link. (For whatever it’s worth, the Eye comes from I, Robot, seen above.) Considering that there are at least a few hundred reviews in the Phosphor Dot Fossils archive, the time to completion of this video project is approximately 24 years (just kidding). It’ll take a little bit of time to be sure; I’m trying to make sure that almost all new game reviews have video so I don’t have to go back and add it later. Anyway, let me know how you like it or if you have any issues with the Flash videos. I think they’re rather entertaining myself.
Today, I played some G games for the video project – Galaxian, Galaga, Gaplus, Gyruss and Guzzler. If I remember correctly, I also played King & Balloon, Hangly Man and MagMax for the video recorder. As usual, I positivley suck at Galaxian, and didn’t fare too well with Gyruss or King & Balloon either. But I may have wound up with my best-ever game of Guzzler on digital videotape for posterity. (Why that Tehkan game was left off of Tecmo Classic Arcade, I have no idea – it’s an incredibly fun game and would’ve helped that release out a lot.) Oh, and speaking of good games recorded for the future, check out the video of me playing Swimmer this week – talk about pulling it out of the bag at the last possible moment…
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