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Man’s best friend(s)

Romana and K-9I’m not the most social animal in the world, but a quick inventory of the Twitter accounts I follow has revealed that nearly half of them are robots operating on or near other planets. I just like the company of cats (on this planet) and robots (on other planets). (I also like dogs on this planet, just for the record. Soviet-era Russia launching live dogs into orbit and never bothering to return them home in one piece: not OK. Poor Laika.)

I’m sure psychoanalysts would have a field day with that.… Read more

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Any other answer and we would’ve had to have a long talk

WiringOne of my beloved Samsung LCD monitors bit the dust today: dead lamp. This is the first dead lamp I’ve had in over 10 years of not doing CRTs (except as TVs that sit across the room – still haven’t made the leap to HD yet, despite the whole forced-obsolescence thing – my brother’s 23″ Zenith color TV that went to college with him and back is still working, thank you very much). This is a pain-in-the-butt loss because the Samsung screens had baseband (RCA) video and audio inputs as well as VGA – they were pretty dandy for hauling to OVGE and hooking old video games up to.

Also, it was a pain in the butt to unplug everything and grab another monitor to put in its place. The cable leading to the monitor’s AC adapted fell behind my desk into the veritable Sargasso Sea of wires and cables, and I needed to retrieve it somehow. My son has a “grabber” (the same thing they market to old folks and disabled people) that he inherited from my wife, who uses it at work (but not because she’s old or disabled). He inherited it because it didn’t quite work the way she needed it to for work purposes. I asked him if I could borrow it.

ME: Can I borrow your grabber?
E: I lost it. [he says this a lot]
ME: Can you find a stick that I can get this cable with?
E: A stick?
ME: Yeah. Even better if it has something on the end so I can hook this cable.
E: I don’t have a hooker, dad.

Good thing too, son. You wouldn’t be getting an allowance for chores anymore if you did.… Read more

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Pop-cultural anthropology

It's for youI was watching an older TV show (read that as: very standard-def) the other night, when an incredibly amusing thought occurred to me.

You know the old pop culture convention where someone makes a phone call on a land line, and someone else quietly listens on another phone on the same line, overhearing everything that’s said, thus introducing some complication to the plot?

Kids who have only ever known cell phones aren’t going to have even the slightest freaking clue as to what that‘s all about.Read more

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Player two

The big BOSSI didn’t accumulate much of a stash at OVGE this year, because I was worried about spending too much time away from my table where I hoped to be getting rid of the stash I brought to sell. And the past couple of years have really been a bit of a “break even” proposition, because I sold stuff and then turned around and bought stuff. With me out of work, that just wasn’t in the cards this year. I did some horse trading and landed a copy of Super Mario Bros. Wii for Little E (he’s been begging for it since seeing his cousin’s copy of it), I got Brett Weiss’ new book (which I’ve been glued to here lately, because it delves into systems and games that I’ve only bothered with in retrospect) and one of Deann Stone’s hand-decorated Christmas ornaments (I’m gonna have Q*Bert cussing on my tree this year – top that!). And then there was one last item that was handed over to me for free. … Read more

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MAME4droid… IT LIVES!

Next to our fuzzball Olivia, this is my favorite Olivia.For many moons I have been searching for a decent arcade emulator for my Android tablet, and there just wasn’t one. There was a Neo-Geo-only emulator that I tried and couldn’t get to run on my little flat friend (not surprising, as it’s a budget model rather than a luxury model), and besides… Neo-Geo only? Really? Nah. But now the folks who made MAME available for the iPad right around Christmas last year – and managed to keep it in the Apple App Store for all of about 72 hours before it got yanked for being a dirty filthy emulator – have also given the world a magical thing: MAME4droid. Behold.

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Last machine standing

The Tower Guardian?!?Just a quick note – I may be a little bit scarce on the interwebs in the coming week or two because the last reliable desktop machine in my house went belly-up last night. I’m left with the tablet, the MobilePro, a desktop machine that can’t maintain a network connection for crap, an old laptop that has no battery and requires a second person to stand behind the machine holding the power supply cord in the jack at a very specific awkward angle… oh, and the web browser on the Wii. Yay.

As I’m literally expecting to be released from my job at the teevee station almost any day now (with a modest severance payoff to come right behind that), I’m planning on blowing just a little bit of money to buy or build a replacement machine, but it’ll take a little bit of time to get up to speed. All video, writing, graphic design and web projects are “on hold” until then because the equipment I was using to work on them is dead as a doorknob. Bear with me.

There’s new stuff already written for theLogBook.com next week – just drop by the site itself to see what the daily special is.… Read more

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How I learned to stop worrying and love the LetterBomb

The past 18 months have been really tough on the bevy of computers in this house. The Avid bit it (but is feeling better these days), Zen bit it, a tablet cracked up and then came back good as new, even my wife’s netbook bit it and was returned, zombie-like, from the dead by the manufacturer. It’s not like we’re getting massive, knock-out-Manhattan-Island power surges every twelve minutes or anything… but it does seem like Murphy’s Law is being enforced pretty vigorously upon us of late. Money’s insanely tight right now, and my job prospects are looking… well… clouded. There’s no money to be thrown at the problem.

As it just happens, the benevolent hackers of the world have got my back. … Read more

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As the gods of video are my witness…

…the blog post to which I’m about to link may be one of the most useful things in the history of home-server-based video.

AVI Chunk Viewer: how to remove it

AVI Chunk Viewer, or as I’ve come to call it, AVI Chunk Blower is something that gets installed with a lot of video codec packs. What it does is pop up anytime it finds an AVI file that it thinks doesn’t conform to AVI standards, as laid out by its author. It stops you from doing anything else with the file it’s flagged until you close AVI Chunk Blower again. It doesn’t take different codecs into account (i.e. an AVI generated with an AVID codec). It’s the most nitpicky, annoying thing I’ve ever seen on a computer that happened not to be a virus.

And the above blog link shows you how to rid yourself of it by nondestructively renaming a single file.… Read more

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Wild card

Holiday Special dudeDear Laura who presumably lives in Fayetteville,

I’ve got your 4GB microSD card if you want it. You forgot to remove it when you returned a Sylvania Android tablet to Hastings in Fayetteville. (My wife, in what can best be described as a long-simmering fit of envy over my tablet, bought one of her own today.)

For whatever it’s worth, you forgot to use the “factory reset” option to wipe all your private data from the device. I realized this when I saw that the tablet was already localized to Fayetteville, and then went to add my wi-fi router to the “approved” wi-fi points on the tablet and saw that there were a lot of other wi-fi points already “approved”. Just for laughs I decided to see if whoever returned the tablet without wiping it had left an SD card in the slot. Yep, you did. Man, I’d be pissed if I did that – even if I didn’t want the tablet anymore (really, it’s kind of a neat little gadget if you’re not expecting it to be an iPad – you should’ve given it a chance), I would’ve been able to use the card for something else like my phone. My wife got an 8GB microSD to go in the tablet; she doesn’t need the one you or your folks paid hard-earned money for.

What’s more, I didn’t look at anything that you had on the card or the tablet. I simply wasn’t interested. I wiped the device memory and put the card away in a little microSD case. I’d hope that anyone else in this situation would do the same thing, but I think we all know that’s not too likely. I’m one of the good guys.

If you want the thing back, let me know. Seriously. I’ll mail it to you.

You’ve got to be careful about this stuff, folks. Despite doing the right thing and not looking at anything more sensitive than the machine settings, I already know that Laura in Fayetteville owned this. If I’d looked at the SD card, I bet I could find out all kinds of things. But I’m the kind of dweeb who averts his eyes when someone’s typing their password or punching in their PIN. If you don’t take the security of your private info seriously, how do you expect the next guy to, no matter how well-intentioned the next guy may be?

In the meantime, Mrs. Green is really enjoying Laura’s Android tablet. 😆… Read more