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Funny Stuff Toiling In The Pixel Mines

Arkansas and Texas are adjacent, therefore all points in Arkansas and Texas are equidistant

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Monday so far.

Robert Half: Hey, are you interested in a mostly-remote graphic designer position that pays $22/hour?

Me: Sure!

Robert Half: Great, it starts Monday morning with an on-site orientation visit.

Me: Where?

Robert Half: Houston

Me: Where…do you think I am…relative to Houston?

Robert Half: I don’t know, I’m the recruiter in Salt Lake City.

Me: You didn’t get my notification in 2020 that I moved out of Utah?

Robert Half: …… Read more

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Extremely Fine Works Of Art II: More Extremely Fine Works Of Art

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More Extremely Fine Works Of ArtIt’s back, and boy, does it look pissed!

Because there’s nothing quite like flying an idea nose-first into the ground at unsurvivable speeds, it’s time for More Extremely Fine Works Of Art. As with the original volume, this is an attempt to break the brains of artificial intelligence “abstract art generator” sites such as Hypnogram. These attempts concentrate on feeding the site concepts that are fundamentally non-visual. What words will the AI latch onto as important, and how will it try to illustrate these concepts? What hilarity will result?

It’s a mere 4 megs, 70 pages of full color insanity, and you can print your favorites if you like (or the whole thing!). I take no responsibility for the contents of the file breaking your (presumably non-artificial) intelligence. No one does, really. That’s the price tag for waking up in the morning.

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Funny Stuff Television & Movies

The unchanging playbook of the fandom menace

So I was looking for something and stumbled upon a directory of scans of a certain influential (and rather infamous) Doctor Who fanzine; I don’t remember when or where I got these. But… I wanted to show y’all something.

I chuckle (and sigh heavily) at “news sources” like Nerdrotic, Doomcock, Wegotthiscovered, etc. etc., all claiming to have inside scoops that a given show’s showrunner and/or star is being shown to the door, usually with some added insinuation that the reason no one else is reporting this is because it’s being done under a veil of secrecy, and (insert clickbait YouTuber of your choice) somehow has the inside scoop. And then they have to backpedal and cough up some B.S. story about how Alex Kurtzman or Kathleen Kennedy is being kept on board to “reassure shareholders” or some other such unlikely codswallop. The same claims are repeatedly made of Chris Chibnall and Jodie Whittaker too, which is why this discovery of ’80s ‘zine scans was all the more delicious.

Behold as “DWB” – a.k.a. Doctor Who Bulletin – self-pwns in the space of two years, waging a campaign against Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner, and then reporting his ouster, and then having to admit that he’s not going anywhere. It’s kind of delicious. You can click on it to zoom in.

DWB montage

Now the same cycle repeats itself, except it happens at the speed of the internet.

Remember when fandom was about liking something instead of hating it? Sigh.… Read more

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Funny Stuff Toiling In The Pixel Mines

The future of job searching…

…is basically like creating a profile on a dating site.

I applied for a graphic design job which required – REQUIRED! – me to post a “passion video”. Fortunately they described what they meant – sorry, I charge extra for doing O faces on camera – and then I realized…oh wait. I’m doing this during a break at my present job. Um…how to do this without attracting attention? … Read more