Little C on livestock (en route to preschool this morning):
Dad, I like cows better than horses because cows can make milk come out of their bottoms.
Little C on food (coming home from preschool) – we had a brief, strange disagreement over whether or not there was enough food in the house. Now, admittedly, this is a valid concern with two boys eating me out of house and home, but apparently I assuaged his fears, because on the way home:
This car is leading the way! We have one hundred food! It’s ya boooooiiiiiiiiii!!!
We need to have a word about watching YouTube with older brother…
I can’t believe this kid turns five tomorrow.