The future of job searching…

…is basically like creating a profile on a dating site.

I applied for a graphic design job which required – REQUIRED! – me to post a “passion video”. Fortunately they described what they meant – sorry, I charge extra for doing O faces on camera – and then I realized…oh wait. I’m doing this during a break at my present job. Um…how to do this without attracting attention?

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Actually, it kind of looks like a cross between Subterranean Homesick Blues…and a hostage video. I didn’t realize that looking for a job in 2018 would require having prepared a documentary about myself.