A question of taste

Folks, I have a request, and it’s one I make out of a sense of decency.

Please, please don’t mention Chee-tos when referring to President-Elect Trump.

Several of my friends have done this, but please…don’t. It’s a question of respect.

I’ve eaten quite a few Chee-tos in my time, and while they haven’t exactly left me with the physique of an Olympic swimmer, I respect how tasty they are.

Let’s not besmirch the good name of Chee-tos.

I’m sure that folks who eat a lot of oranges would appreciate similar consideration.

Thank you.