This is what you get when you have a lazy day where everyone’s in their pajamas or bathrobes all day – a picture taken just after Little C’s visit to the poop deck:
The guy in the middle is hilarious. “Who are these guys?”
If I’d waited another 30 seconds to snap the picture, cats would’ve started showing up in it. … Read more
1. Headbutt daddy while daddy is holding me
2. Cry because daddy has a hard head and it hurts to headbutt him
3. Return to step 1
An illustration of this process follows. … Read more
This advance promotion for next year’s Star Wars movie is a bit on the early side, don’t you think, Sonic?
Tater tots, you will have with that?… Read more
As mentioned before, Special Procedures Cow is an incredibly amateurish little comic strip in which I blow off steam (and mercilessly rehash inside jokes) at/about work. This is the final installment; since this contract job – which I’ve been working on and off since April – is over, there may sadly be no new stories to inspire further adventures of Special Procedures Cow. But you never know, there may be some bovine intervention down the road…
A few liner notes after the jump. … Read more
As mentioned before, Special Procedures Cow is an incredibly amateurish little comic strip in which I blow off steam (and mercilessly rehash inside jokes) at/about work. This installment gets a bit weird, but is based on the true story of… feedback… I received from one of the full-time (i.e. non-contract) employees when I tried to replace their Windows XP computer with a newer, faster, shinier Windows 7 computer.
The result… is this. … Read more
It was a really, really slow day at work. At one point we looked over a computer marked “Special Procedures Cow” (a cow, in this context, being a Computer On Wheels – a laptop mounted to a wheeled, weighted cart). As often happens in a room full of IT geeks with too much caffiene and not enough sleep, the idea quickly took shape and spiraled out of control.
The result… is this. … Read more
So I traveled back in time and the following conversation happened.
Me ’14: Hey, I’m you from 30 years in the future.
Me ’84: Right. You look more like Dad from the past.
Me ’14: Yeah, that starts to happen. I just wanted to tell you that I just saw the preview for Star Wars Episode VII. … Read more
Wait, who has whom wrapped around whose finger?
Hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. This little guy shooting baby smiles at me is one of the things I’m thankful for.… Read more
All-boys’ road trip! The Little Green Men are on the move!… Read more
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