An en-light-ening discussion

So yesterday, my wife dropped this item in my lap and said, “Here you go.” I pointed out that we’d already bought lights for this year, and besides, we still had lights left over from last year.

She shrugged and said “They’re indoor/outdoor, do whatever you want with them.”

I paused and stroked my chin thoughtfully. “Can I have that in writing with your signature on it?” I asked.

“No,” she said, and turned to go. “I’m not that dumb.”

Dammit, people. I was so close to having all the resources I needed to start filming my spec pilot concept for Disney’s Tron Kitties.