Little E vs. thirst

An actual conversation from right around bedtime tonight:

Me: Okay buddy, it’s almost bedtime. You need to take your last sip of water.
Little E: Okay. {slurp}
Me: Okay, ready for bed?
Little E: Not yet, dad. {slurrrrrp}
Me: Okay, one last sip.
Little E: I’m gonna take a lot of sips! {slurrrrrp}
Me: Um…
Little E: Dad, I’m gonna drink the whole thing! {slurrrrrp}

And indeed he did. Inch given, mile taken. Good night! {slurp}