TURN IT UP TO 11!

Part of my job at work is to make sure that there’s closed captioning on all of our programming. Airing something without captioning can net a heavy fine, and would probably get me fired if I wasn’t already staring down the barrel of being laid off in a couple of months when the operations center moves up north.

But sometimes, it would help, it really would… if the people who type in the captioning, even in an unpredictable live TV environment… would pay attention to what the hell they’re typing.

Crocodile!

For the love of God, it’s crocodile! CROCODILE!

Crocodile!

And the hell of it is, Kelly Ripa looks really happy about this. Regis looks horrified – he’s thinking “Man, that poor cock dial!”

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