Little E vs. BASIC

So you want to program a subroutine in BASIC, but your bose is dopped ub because you hab a code? Little E has you covered. Allow me to introduce…

…DOFUB. If you’re stopped up because of a cold and you can’t GOSUB, you might as well DOFUB.

Acceptance and implementation may take a while – you know how these things take some time. But trust me, DOFUB will catch on. DOFUB is the future.

We now RETURN you to your regularly scheduled blog.