A good start on not being a hermit like dad

Little E already has his first invitation to a birthday party this weekend. Wow! This means his social calendar is 100% more busy than his dad’s. Apparently the theme of this shindig is going to be Batman, so there’s no telling what the boy wonder will get up to.

Every day at work I see a commercial for some hair coloring product where a grey-haired guy says “My hair says experience,” while his darker-haired doppelganger says “My hair says energy!”

All I can think of is: “…and my hair says AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!”

Guess you kinda have to be there.