Something I actually said sitting in traffic today

…not that anybody was listening as we all sat there at a dead standstill, but hey, it’s the thought that counts. And here is that thought.

Go go GO! The light is green. There is absolutely nothing keeping us all here. Except STUPIDITY. Which you apparently possess IN ABUNDANCE.

Hey, at least I try to be moderately polite and grammatically correct with my withering insults. I wasn’t even shouting… more like saying it in a vaguely Paul-Darrow-esque growl.