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Cooking With Code Critters

We interrupt this blawg…

Apologies for not having much to say recently; I’m launching a fairly major new feature on the site next weekend, so just about all of my spare time this week is devoted to that, to say nothing of getting the rest of the usual features ready (gotta do something cool to celebrate Star Trek’s 40th birthday, mind you). You probably noticed that the site went into “reruns” during August (mainly because there was simply no way I could do new features, continue to work on the aforementioned major new part of the site, and get ready for OVGE all at the same time; in the end, it turns out I was only able to accomplish one out of the three).
Olivia says ZZZZZzzzzzzzzOlivia’s going to be spending the night at the vet one night next week – she’s being rewired and front declawed. She hasn’t even gone into her first heat yet, so that’s a good thing. I remember how Othello and Iago used to act before they got fixed when they’d get “frustrated” – it wasn’t pretty and cost me at least one apartment deposit. Hopefully our li’l kitten will pull through this with a minimum of pain and inconvenience. She truly is the #1 source of joy in our household right now, so we’re understandably apprehensive about her going under the knife.… Read more

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Home Base

Well, this is just swell.

It pains me greatly to type this. No, seriously – it does. For some reason, late last night at work my fingers and hands began to swell and become very itchy. I tried to retrace my steps and for the life of me, I can’t figure out what I would’ve run into at work that would’ve brought on an allergic reaction. When I got home, I found that the same thing is happening to my back, the left side of my neck, and my toes and feet – again, absolutely no explanation I can think of. I’ve already wolfed down an antihistamine and taken one hell of a hot bath – if nothing else, I was hoping it was hot enough to shock my nervous system into worrying about something else – so now I think it’s time to crash.
I just hope I can sleep. This feels very very not good.… Read more

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Television & Movies

A new Trek state of mind.

Scenes from Star Trek: New Voyages 'Center Seat' vignetteMaybe it’s the heat getting to me, or maybe it’s me putting into database format all those episode guide synopses from back in the day when I was completely and totally enthralled with Star Trek, but so help me, I’m missing my final frontier fix here lately.
With that in mind, I finally broke down, made VCDs of all the New Voyages stuff I’d downloaded, and sat down with my wife to watch some of it recently. Now, if you know that the word “fiddygibber” means, you know that I’m 100% behind the folks who are turning their talents toward telling new tales from the Trek universe. The results…well now, those are mixed. 😆 I’ve been downloading some Hidden Frontiers episodes to check out when I get the chance, and I’m eagerly awaiting the U.S.S. Intrepid fan film, a Scottish-made project, because the pre-release stuff on their site looks cool and hey, I’d just like to see a Star Trek project filled with Scots accents. I didn’t realize, until checking out Wikipedia tonight, that there’s also an active Trek audio drama scene – for the folks who don’t have the budget, the materials, or (and let’s be frank now, because I’m definitely in this category) the physique to make fan films. So there’s something else for me to check out.
There’s something audacious about an amateur project like that, and there’s something perhaps even more daring about stepping up to the plate and taking a swing in someone else’s ballpark, to completely mangle an baseball metaphor when I’m trying to talk about intellectual property. There’s also something called taking it too far, and I’m sure in my explorations of the fan-made media I’ll probably run into that too. (And I’ll know it when I see it, because my own fan-made spoofs from years and years ago crossed that line – believe me, I’ve talked to Robert many times about somehow slipping Jump Cut City onto the web, but the reality of it is…we just can’t do it. We couldn’t do it without getting sued into the 23rd century. Which is why you may not, in fact, know what a fiddygibber is. Well, that, and big wodges of it are just embarrassingly bad in an unintentionally-funny, Star Wars Kid kind of way – we were both 20ish at the time. And acting every bit of 13.)
Seeing folks do this stuff and do it well makes me ache to be among the people putting it together again. (If you want to see what I mean about doing it well, visit newvoyages.com and download Center Seat – it’s a short, self-contained story with original effects and music, and by God, if that shot of the Enterprise leaving spacedock doesn’t make you catch your breath and bring tears to your eyes, you must have pointed ears. And the acting ain’t bad either.) Now, I don’t think anyone needs to see me squeeze my bulbous frame into a Starfleet uniform – I look in the mirror from time to time, and I certainly know that’s not anything I need to see. But it might be fun to be a voice on a speaker somewhere.
So here’s my challenge to anyone working on a fan video or audio project: throw me in there somewhere. Seriously. Just an off-screen voice, even if it’s just one or two lines. I think it’d be fun, between now and whenever Paramount puts the next Star Trek movie on the screen (and hey, if someone wants me to do a voice for that, I can probably find a gap in my schedule), to be a part of any Star Trek fan media project coming out in that time that’ll have me. You guys know where to find me (hint: take my first name, put one of those swirly things after it, and then chase it down with thelogbook.com, and that’s a good start).
Because there was a time when every new Trek project coming down the pike wasn’t on autopilot for lamesville, and a time when, even with two shows on the air every week, you were generally assured of two good episodes a week. I’m sure there are some fan projects that also reside in lamesville, too, and I’ll stumble across them in time – but even if I don’t dig ’em, someone else probably does. So give me a call – all this new Trek ain’t gonna make itself.… Read more

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ToyBox

A perfectly legitimate rainy day activity

Aren't you a little short for a bunch of plastic stormtroopers?It’s been a miserable, rainy, stormy day all day, and therefore a perfectly valid day for building the Death Star. Apparently the pride of the Empire already suffered a little bit of battle damage, and as a result, there’s barely enough pieces – as in if I’d been short one more support strut the deal would’ve been off – to have everything free-standing. The trash compactor is missing, but y’know, I think that was the first part of my Death Star to get ditched too. 😆 The cardboard scenery inserts are all intact, the elevator works, and the whole thing stands on its own – and yet amazingly, for being one of the biggest Star Wars toys of them all, it’s both bigger and smaller than I remember. If you didn’t have one of these, the best way I can describe it is that it was a sort of “pie slice” from the Death Star, with a few locations built into it that were vaguely reminiscent – very vaguely – of scenes from the movie. There was a crossover bridge that you could “swing” Luke and Leia over, the tractor beam controls with an impossibly narrow catwalk for Ben Kenobi, and one of the massive cannon emplacements. On the bottom level, there’s an open slot for an orange “trash masher” which came complete with chunks of foam, a green rubber dianoga creature, and a vise-like twist handle that would mash your trash (and whoever was in there with it) until the pressure caused a door to pop open. The trash compactor even had windows on the sides so you could see your plastic heroes getting squished! There’s just something endearingly funny about how harmless it all was back then (and really should be today – none of this stuff scarred me for life from childhood onward, or made me a more violent person).
Of all the stuff that Kenner/Hasbro has reproduced from the original toys, I have to say that I’m surprised that this particular playset was a singular phenomenon that hasn’t been repeated. The most Hasbro has ever done with it was a couple of dinky little interlocking “playset sections” representing the swing-over-the-chasm scene and one for the hexagonal detention center hallway shootout (a location that’s somewhat conspicuously absent from this original playset – the second floor has a trap door that allows you to chuck your figures into the trash masher below, but that’s as much of a concession as that scene gets). For a location that’s such a central part of not one but two movies in the original trilogy, that’s a mighty odd omission. In fact, I think Kenner even passed up the opportunity to reissue it for Return Of The Jedi in 1983, though that’s most likely because what few specific scenes there were built into the thing were so specific to the first movie.
If you’re wondering why there aren’t more pictures, those’ll be going into the ToyBox section proper, maybe, say, round about the time of the new DVD releases with the original original trilogy movies included? 😉… Read more

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Gadgetology

…and then I whipped out my color organ

An unearthly glowThe manufacturer of this one called it “psychedelic lights.” Kent called it a “color organ.” I called it “those disco lights in a box that looks like a speaker.” And Steve W. brought it to me at OVGE.
So now what do I do with it?
Well, I think I’ve figured something out. And yes, it is at least as goofy as you think it is. … Read more

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Home Base

Things not to do when cooking, part one.

On Sunday, desperately looking for something non-bland to eat and not wanting to leave the house to find it, I made a serendipitous find: a packet of Wendy’s honey mustard salad dressing in the butter keeper in the fridge. I proceeded to squeeze the contents of this pakcet out over several boneless chicken breasts, baked ’em, and boy, was that yummy.
My wife reminded me that we had a whole bottle of such dressing, and told me where it was. (The chaotic space that is our pantry/utility room sometimes requires such reminders, it’s not as if we’re hiding food from each other.) It turned out to be Atkins honey mustard dressing, but I gave it a try anyway.
El wrongo! Here’s why it didn’t work: Atkins licensed foods replace the kind of sugar you normally expect with alcohol sugar. This is why any Atkins candy bars make me almost violently ill, but it also explains why the dressing simply vanished between when I put the chicken into the oven and when I took it out. Having an alcohol component, this dressing, of course…evaporated. Leaving very little in the way of anything to flavor the chicken, much less permeate it and make it yummy.
So there you go: Atkins dressings are pretty much out the window as a marinade or for cooking directly into something. Maybe you already knew this, and this is a “duhhh!!” revelation that I’ve only just had the occasion to stumble upon, but it was a (tasteless) discovery for me.… Read more

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Critters

Othello has the power. And he’s not giving it back.

Othello takes a power nap
So I’m trying to hurry up and update the web site so I can go to bed, and then…poof. The PC loses power. Not the whole room. Just the PC. I look up for a telltale red LED on another piece of equipment, which is plugged into a power strip in the socket just below the socket where my computers’ heavy-duty surge protector is plugged in. That light’s on, so I haven’t just blown a fuse. Both power strips are plugged in. I get down on my hands and knees, getting really worried.
Then I find the cause of the problem. Othello’s taking a “power nap” – right on top of my heavy-duty surge protector. Apparently he moved his paw and literally hit the switch to turn the thing off.
I shouldn’t be too surprised – he can also hit the master reset switch on my alarm clock if it starts beeping and annoying him. The fact that I need to go to work is apparently unimportant. 😆… Read more

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Gaming

OVGE 2006 stash

And now…the stash.
OVGE 2006 stash
Finding a vendor on the floor who was selling copies of Electronic Games Magazine for less than ten bucks was a joy to behold – I got January through August of 1983, and December of 1984. (The only issue I had before today was July ’82.) I’m aiming for nothing less than a complete collection of EG.
Big thanks to Steve W for the mini-disco light – it was smaller than I thought, but y’know, that means my wife will kill me about 30% less than if I had brought a huge, hi-fi-speaker-sized disco light (which Kent also called a “color organ”) home with me. 😆 Steve also gave me a stash of VIC-20 games so I can get started on archiving that machine!
Brian brought me the Apple joystick there – many thanks. Of course the book is from Rob’s table and I gladly plunked down the cover price and promptly started looking for my name in there. 😛
Linda’s Action Figures sold me the 2600 Raiders cart and manual. Believe it or not, I’ve never touched this game before. That’s also where I got the 2600 manual, just ’cause.
A huge thanks to both Steve and to Mr. and Mrs. MegaManFan for the six-pack of Dr. Pepper straight from the plant in Dublin, TX – where they still use real live sugar! Kent and I were wide awake for the trip home, that’s for sure. 😀
As always, a big thanks to Kent for coming with me yet again, and to Jesse Hardesty and his crew for putting on the show where all this fine madness took place.… Read more

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Gaming

OVGE 2006 photos

Show’s over, and I’m back home winding down. Quite a fun shindig this year – I was awake for the whole thing, probably moreso than I’ve ever been for one of these. (Not that the show isn’t interesting, but I usually never have anything like enough sleep.
Here’s some pictures and descriptions for your amusement and/or edification. … Read more